Social misfit, homeless con man, interplanetary thief and intergalactic felon.
Fred Fortune is the Earthling you never want to becom
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Saturday, November 8, 2008

Heads Up

Now that I've transferred all my old blog postings from my old hideout to this new one, I won't be blogging every goddamn day. I've got other fish to fry. How do I blog from Mars, you might ask? Well, that's a big-ass secret. If I tell you, the Illuminati will soon find out and I'll just be on the goddamn lam again.