Social misfit, homeless con man, interplanetary thief and intergalactic felon.
Fred Fortune is the Earthling you never want to becom
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Tuesday, October 5, 2010

Don't Look Here

Hey, some weisenheimer posted an animated book ad here earlier today. No, I don't think it was Fred Fiend. Everybody picks on Fred Fiend, including me. Leave Fred Fiend out of this.

No, I think it just might be a certain alter ego of a certain indie author from back home. Yeah, I mean Earth. Man, that planet's getting scarier and scarier. And you know me, I hate being ascared.

So, what'd ya expect to find here? Didn't the snippet say Don't Look Here or something like that? Well, there you go, then. Don't make your problems my problems. Get a new hobby.

You snippet readers make me ascared, too. Almost as ascared as that ridiculous Doughboy Shmoo in the Facebook widget I put up from the old Commodore 64 the other day. Man, his lips don't even match his voice. He made me so ascared I took the widget down and deleted that post altogether.

Too bad, because it was about how much I enjoyed being whisked away in another wormhole to his temporary hideout in Facebookland. Anyway, that doughboy shmoo who runs Science Fiction for Thinkers is pretty scary-looking. Watch out for that one. He looks desperate enough to post something on one of your blogs. So, if you have a blog, I'd hide it. Then, if I were you, I'd go hide myself.

Trust me. Finger pointing and hiding have been my metier for over two years now. No, I'm not explaining what metier means. This isn't Open University. No, I'm not telling you what Open University is. Whattaya think this is? 4-1-1?