So, why am I letting Farnsworth do this, the creepy little Benedict Arnold who got me ray-gunned by Liz just so he could feel young and upwardly mobile again? So I have further proof about life on Mars. What else? By the way, Farnsworth still won't tell me his real last name. I call him "Mud" because he ratted me out to the Reptilians who run this Martian Leavenworth for the Grays. He let that snide remark run off his shoulder like water off a duck's ass and even kept the name. But he cleverly spelled it the way Roger Mudd did, the 20th Century CBS news anchor. Farnsworth told me his family knew Roger Mudd personally but I really doubt that. Little name dropper.
Incidentally, Farnsworth wasn't pulled out of a rusting 1965 Rambler Ambassador that was abandoned in an alley near Hollywood & Vine by a blue beam of light, like I was. He was chased and knocked down and then dragged out of his semi-detached house in Queens, New York, a year ago by three Men In Black. Thus, the title of this guest video. Man, I can't believe I'm so hard up to prove my own Martian conspiracy theory that I'm letting a traitor like Farnsworth M. Mudd (I have to laugh my ass off at that name) post a video here. I even showed him how to add titles, credits and sound to his pathetic, amateur cell-phone video. Man, if I ever did get back to Earth, I wouldn't go to Queens to take a shit.
Day of the MIB
a video by Farnsworth M. Mudd
Author's Note 11-07-13: This video was uploaded
by Michael Casher to Blogger. You can't watch this video at YouTube
because it does not exist there. That is another Google redirect which
is nothing more than a lie to get you to watch other videos at YouTube
instead of the uploaded video on this blog post. This new uploaded
format at Blogger was introduced in November 2013 by Google without
notice to anyone.
Thank you for sharing.
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