Social misfit, homeless con man, interplanetary thief and intergalactic felon.
Fred Fortune is the Earthling you never want to becom
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Thursday, April 11, 2013

Gaming With the Grays

Tic Tac Gray
Fred Fortune has apparently abandoned his post as the underground leader for the Martian Homeless ( a job he never wanted anyway) so we're taking over until he gets back. If he ever does return to Mars. If we ever get to see Fred Fortune's laughable Groucho Marx/Chalie McCarthy face again, it'll be the result of his being nabbed once again by Grays, not because he came back here voluntarily. Who would do that?

Right now, the Grays are our biggest non-human foes. Then the Reptilians. And they're your foes, too, whether you know it or not. Who are our biggest human foes? Each other. And human members of the Illuminati, that elitist bunch of wheeler dealers that many earthlings love to fear and admire. Who are we? Well, we're not members of the goddamn Illuminati, that's for goddamn sure, and we don't represent any country, social or political cause or religion. We're the good guys, just like Fred Fortune, and there's a lot more of us than you think.

Friday, April 5, 2013

Who Framed Fred Fortune?

Click on the Framed Photo of Fred to Find Out

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