Social misfit, homeless con man, interplanetary thief and intergalactic felon.
Fred Fortune is the Earthling you never want to becom
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Thursday, March 21, 2013

Fred Fortune's Cold Fusion Fiasco


One of Fred Fortune's biggest fans hangs out at Think-A-Holic Lounge and reported back to us (you know who we are) that the scuttlebutt there is that Fred recently capitalized on the Cold Fusion craze that NASA is still trying to capitalize on. In Fred's case, he's supposedly taken a job as an intergalactic salesman, peddling monatomic copper, the byproduct of cold fusion on Neptune when nickel is transmuted into copper by the cold fusion process, in order to make safe, clean electricity for Neptunians.

We heard he's hawking monatomic copper tubing to hardware stores all over the solar system. We also heard that he's peddling monatomic gold to fashionable jewelers on Fifth Avenue and Rodeo Drive. We also heard that he's dead, which is, in all probability, the only real rumor among the three. 

Sunday, March 17, 2013

Happy St. Patrick's Day

From Fred Fortune Three Years Ago

Never mind who we are. Maybe we're fans who might be part Irish and who know Fred Fortune wouldn't miss the opportunity to wish people who celebrate Ireland's favorite holiday a big Happy St. Patrick's Day. But Fred's not here. So he isn't.

Friday, March 15, 2013

Fred Fortune: Lost in the Fourth Dimension?


Intergalactic felon and homeless grifter Fred Fortune is nowhere to be found, and we can't locate his homeless pal Farnsworth M. Mudd, so we're still "putting up art" on his blog like people put up pickles back on Earth. Personally, we don't care if Fred Fortune returns to Earth or not. Judging by his L.A. Memorial, we don't think he's all that welcome there.

Fred Fortune may be lost in the fourth dimension. No, we don't think the fourth dimension is "time" because we don't think time can be separated from space. We think the fourth dimension is someplace people go when they're not appreciated where they are. That's what we think. So we do.

Tuesday, March 5, 2013