2012 will be nothing like Y2K, which was a lot of hype based on a lot of non-science. I'm talking about Nibiru, here. Planet X, the Dark Star offspring. This baby is hooked up to the red wire.Nibiru will be just a faint red dot in the eastern night sky on May 15, 2009. But, by December 21, 2012, it'll be as big as the goddamn moon. Only red and menacing and headed our way.
What can you do about it? Not one damn thing. Planet X (sounds scarier) won't do shit until February 14, 2013, when it comes between Earth and the Sun. Then the polar axis el-switcheroo, big-ass quakes, monster tsunamis and all the other doomsday crap that goes along with it. Like 2/3 of Earth's population being snuffed out.
By July 1, 2014 it will be all over. Planet X will move out of our solar system to wherever another hell-bent-for-leather planet like Earth has earned a cosmic-law judgment day.
2013 will make Y2K look like a fizzled-out sparkler because that's all it ever was. Scare tactics to get us to buy a lot of unnecessary survival gear, including over-priced bottled water. Goddamn bank robbers. But no one can escape Nibiru and only 1/3 of us will live to tell about it.
Me? I live on Mars. Or, under Mars, as if were.
There it is. Nibiru, 2009 to 2014. Now you know.
Editor's Note 4-14-13: As you can clearly see, Fred Fortune's "conspiracy doo-doo" was as full of it as everyone else's. If he was here, he'd deny that. He'd just up and quote Yogi Berra and say, "It ain't over till it's over." So he would.
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