As far as we know, Fred Fortune is still doing Dinner Theater stand-up over there at Retro Comic Spotlight, somewhere in a past that never existed, somewhere in a Catskills past that never existed. He's milking his one and only routine to death but who cares? It's 1963 or thereabouts and it's the Catskills. Enough said.
The only thing we're sure of is that Fred Fortune is still missing from this blog and we're in charge of it now. Like we weren't already. Who are we? Come on, you know who we are. We've been here all along, watching "them" pull your strings and watching you dance to "their" tunes.
But not Fred. He's "a horse of a difference color". And so are we. And, if you keep coming back to this blog to read more, so are you. Thank heavens for that.
