What Fred Read

The Jonco Bugos Author Page at Amazon.com

The Dark Side

Visit the Dark Side Page at Science Fiction for Thinkers.com

If you want to visit Science Fiction for Thinkers.com, go right ahead. We don't bite. Just ignore those deceptive so-called "security warnings" that Google throws up "in your face" each and every day. "We don't need no stinking certificates," said Michael Casher, "and we wouldn't know how to put one up anyway." And that's because Science Fiction for Thinkers.com, all of its free entertainment satellites, and all of its ten blogs, are safe, secure and friendly. No matter what the Draconians and the Greys, or Google, tells you. Thank you, from "all of us" at Science fiction for Thinkers.

Fred Fortune: LIVE from The Fourth Dimension

This is Fred Fortune making a seasonal video broadcast from the fourth dimension using global geostationary satellites. If your feed is interrupted, it's your fault.

C'est Fred Fortune faire une vidéo diffusée saisonnière de la quatrième dimension en utilisant des satellites géostationnaires mondiaux. Si votre alimentation est interrompue, c'est de ta faute.

Dies ist Fred Glück, einen saisonalen Video-Übertragung aus der vierten Dimension über globale geostationäre Satelliten. Wenn Ihr Zufuhr unterbrochen, es ist deine Schuld.

Este es Fred fortuna de hacer una transmisión de video de temporada desde la cuarta dimensión que utiliza satélites geoestacionarios globales. Si se interrumpe su alimentación, que es tu culpa.

Это Фред Фортуна делает сезонный видеотрансляции из четвертого измерения, используя глобальные геостационарные спутники. Если ваш канал прерывается, это твоя вина.

هذا هو فريد فورتشن جعل بث الفيديو الموسمية من البعد الرابع باستخدام الأقمار الصناعية الثابتة بالنسبة للأرض العالمي. إذا تمت مقاطعة خلاصتك، انها خطأك.

זה מה שהופך את פרד Fortune שידור וידאו עונתי מהממד הרביעי באמצעות לוויני גיאוסטציונרי הגלובליים. אם העדכון שלך נקטע באמצע, זו אשמתך.

Editor's Note 11-30-13: If the Arabic and Hebrew paragraphs on this post appear too large for the post section and "bleed" over toward the sidebar, just reload the page. This is "The G" mucking with us. Muck with them right back.

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Dr. Michael and Mr. Fred

The rumor that homeless con man, intergalactic felon and stand-up comic Fred Fortune is actually science fiction author Michael Casher has never been proven. Maybe the author thought he was Fredric March or Spencer Tracy or Jack Palance. Or maybe he just WASN'T thinking. How this hideous transformation could ever become addictive is a mystery we may never fathom. 

Room For Everyone

As far as we know, Fred Fortune is still doing Dinner Theater stand-up over there at Retro Comic Spotlight, somewhere in a past that never existed, somewhere in a Catskills past that never existed. He's milking his one and only routine to death but who cares? It's 1963 or thereabouts and it's the Catskills. Enough said.

The only thing we're sure of is that Fred Fortune is still missing from this blog and we're in charge of it now. Like we weren't already. Who are we? Come on, you know who we are. We've been here all along, watching "them" pull your strings and watching you dance to "their" tunes.

But not Fred. He's "a horse of a difference color". And so are we. And, if you keep coming back to this blog to read more, so are you. Thank heavens for that.

Don't You Wish

While Fred Fortune's not "minding the store", so to speak, we thought we'd spice up some boring blank space here with a little "crass commercial message" (thank you, G. Gordon Liddy). This particular commercial message is for Michael Casher's 20th Picasa Public Album, Digital Art by Michael Casher.

And, if you don't like that deal, then we'll call this a Public Service Announcement. It never hurt anyone to make a wish. It only hurts you if you expect it to come true. So, if yours does come true, don't blame us for the next one that doesn't.

Time Out

No Shit Fred Went Missing

Author's Note 11-07-13: This video was uploaded by Michael Casher to Blogger. You can't watch this video at YouTube because it does not exist there. That is another Google redirect which is nothing more than a lie to get you to watch other videos at YouTube instead of the uploaded video on this blog post. This new uploaded format at Blogger was introduced in November 2013 by Google without notice to anyone.

For information about this video click here.

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"The indie author phenomenon is another reason why I never want to return to Earth. It's just too damn supernatural and scary to be real." — Fred Fortune, leader of the Mars Homeless Underground