Social misfit, homeless con man, interplanetary thief and intergalactic felon.
Fred Fortune is the Earthling you never want to becom
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Wednesday, January 5, 2011

The Fred from Another World

Yesterday I was foraging for mushrooms in my favorite canal (the big one right under the Cydonia Face) when I got snatched by another roving wormhole. Now I look like this and I have to keep reminding myself who I am and where I'm at.

If you ever thought about time traveling via wormhole, forget it. It's definitely not worth the risk. Look at me. Just look at me. I look like a radioactive cartoon character from the 1930s.

I think I smell a rat. A great-big independent, otherworldly rat. Yeah, I mean you, you little indie dork. Now I crave Mallo Cups more than ever. If I ever recover from this, POD Punk, you'll get yours.

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