Social misfit, homeless con man, interplanetary thief and intergalactic felon.
Fred Fortune is the Earthling you never want to becom
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Sunday, December 23, 2012

Fred Fortune's Christmas Past

The Saturn Outernet Bad Bartender Alert

If you see this man on either Saturn or Pluto, please call 2-800-NAB-ABUM

Wednesday, November 21, 2012

Fred Gets The Call


Author's Note 11-07-13: This video was uploaded by Michael Casher to Blogger. You can't watch this video at YouTube because it does not exist there. That is another Google redirect which is nothing more than a lie to get you to watch other videos at YouTube instead of the uploaded video on this blog post. This new uploaded format at Blogger was introduced in November 2013 by Google without notice to anyone.

Additional Music Credit that Fred Fortune forgot to add to the video:
"Latin Bossa Nova Elevator Music"
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Thursday, November 8, 2012

Retro Fred

What was Fred Fortune doing one year ago?

Sunday, September 23, 2012

Fred Sez: Get Ready


Tuesday, September 11, 2012

Lost in Cyberspace


Author's Note 11-07-13: This video was uploaded by Michael Casher to Blogger. You can't watch this video at YouTube because it does not exist there. That is another Google redirect which is nothing more than a lie to get you to watch other videos at YouTube instead of the uploaded video on this blog post. This new uploaded format at Blogger was introduced in November 2013 by Google without notice to anyone.

Friday, August 10, 2012

Fred TV

The Fred Fortune Page at junktv.webnode.com

Monday, June 18, 2012

Monday, June 11, 2012

No Shit Fred Went Missing


Author's Note 11-07-13: This video was uploaded by Michael Casher to Blogger. You can't watch this video at YouTube because it does not exist there. That is another Google redirect which is nothing more than a lie to get you to watch other videos at YouTube instead of the uploaded video on this blog post. This new uploaded format at Blogger was introduced in November 2013 by Google without notice to anyone.

For information about this video click here.

Tuesday, May 8, 2012

Fred Went Missing


Don't hold your breath. We don't expect him to return to Mars. Or to Earth, either.

Monday, April 23, 2012

Fred's Nightclub Debut



Hey, just because Red Mouthpiece is now an emcee at Retro Comic Spotlight is no reason for me to stop doing comedy at "The Red Room". Maybe Cydonia isn't Vegas but nobody up here gives a damn about Wayne Newton or Elvis so being the only stand-up comic from Earth pretty much makes Cydonia my town

Do I get paid for these gigs? Nope. My "pay" is that I get to live. If you can call it "living" to be kept by Reptilians against your will under the ruins of a Martian capital. But, hey, it's better than busting my chops about conspiracies that no one else gives a shit about. So it is.

And, hey, I know my mouth is too close to the microphone and that's why you hear all those "thumping" noises and shit. Everybody knows that by now. Cripes, they know that in Russia by now. You think it's easy being on stage in front of a bunch of drunken Reptilians and homeless, abducted, Martian Underground bums like me and their jaded, heckling dates? Like I said before, I'm not a "Vegas-ey" kind of guy. So I'm not.