Saturday, May 11, 2013
Thursday, April 11, 2013
Gaming With the Grays
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Fred Fortune has apparently abandoned his post as the underground leader for the Martian Homeless ( a job he never wanted anyway) so we're taking over until he gets back. If he ever does return to Mars. If we ever get to see Fred Fortune's laughable Groucho Marx/Chalie McCarthy face again, it'll be the result of his being nabbed once again by Grays, not because he came back here voluntarily. Who would do that?
Right now, the Grays are our biggest non-human foes. Then the Reptilians. And they're your foes, too, whether you know it or not. Who are our biggest human foes? Each other. And human members of the Illuminati, that elitist bunch of wheeler dealers that many earthlings love to fear and admire. Who are we? Well, we're not members of the goddamn Illuminati, that's for goddamn sure, and we don't represent any country, social or political cause or religion. We're the good guys, just like Fred Fortune, and there's a lot more of us than you think.
Friday, April 5, 2013
Who Framed Fred Fortune?
Click on the Framed Photo of Fred to Find Out
This "crass commercial message" is brought to you by Michael Casher's Public Photo Albums at Picasa. If you don't like these "crass commercial messages" (thank you, G. Gordon Liddy) then pack up your mouse and take a hike. Hell, it's no skin off our butts. Or yours, either.
Thursday, March 21, 2013
Fred Fortune's Cold Fusion Fiasco
One of Fred Fortune's biggest fans hangs out at Think-A-Holic Lounge and reported back to us (you know who we are) that the scuttlebutt there is that Fred recently capitalized on the Cold Fusion craze that NASA is still trying to capitalize on. In Fred's case, he's supposedly taken a job as an intergalactic salesman, peddling monatomic copper, the byproduct of cold fusion on Neptune when nickel is transmuted into copper by the cold fusion process, in order to make safe, clean electricity for Neptunians.
We heard he's hawking monatomic copper tubing to hardware stores all over the solar system. We also heard that he's peddling monatomic gold to fashionable jewelers on Fifth Avenue and Rodeo Drive. We also heard that he's dead, which is, in all probability, the only real rumor among the three.
Sunday, March 17, 2013
Happy St. Patrick's Day
From Fred Fortune Three Years Ago
Never mind who we are. Maybe we're fans who might be part Irish and who know Fred Fortune wouldn't miss the opportunity to wish people who celebrate Ireland's favorite holiday a big Happy St. Patrick's Day. But Fred's not here. So he isn't.
Friday, March 15, 2013
Fred Fortune: Lost in the Fourth Dimension?
Intergalactic felon and homeless grifter Fred Fortune is nowhere to be found, and we can't locate his homeless pal Farnsworth M. Mudd, so we're still "putting up art" on his blog like people put up pickles back on Earth. Personally, we don't care if Fred Fortune returns to Earth or not. Judging by his L.A. Memorial, we don't think he's all that welcome there.
Fred Fortune may be lost in the fourth dimension. No, we don't think the fourth dimension is "time" because we don't think time can be separated from space. We think the fourth dimension is someplace people go when they're not appreciated where they are. That's what we think. So we do.
Tuesday, March 5, 2013
Monday, February 25, 2013
Don't You Wish
While Fred Fortune's not "minding the store", so to speak, we thought we'd spice up some boring blank space here with a little "crass commercial message" (thank you, G. Gordon Liddy). This particular commercial message is for Michael Casher's 20th Picasa Public Album, Digital Art by Michael Casher.
And, if you don't like that deal, then we'll call this a Public Service Announcement. It never hurt anyone to make a wish. It only hurts you if you expect it to come true. So, if yours does come true, don't blame us for the next one that doesn't.
Sunday, February 10, 2013
Friday, February 1, 2013
Fred's Fifth Felony
Author's Note 11-07-13: This video was uploaded by Michael Casher to Blogger. You can't watch this video at YouTube because it does not exist there. That is another Google redirect which is nothing more than a lie to get you to watch other videos at YouTube instead of the uploaded video on this blog post. This new uploaded format at Blogger was introduced in November 2013 by Google without notice to anyone.
Thursday, January 24, 2013
Wednesday, January 9, 2013
Friday, January 4, 2013
Fred Makes a Statement
Author's Note 11-07-13: This video was uploaded
by Michael Casher to Blogger. You can't watch this video at YouTube
because it does not exist there. That is another Google redirect which
is nothing more than a lie to get you to watch other videos at YouTube
instead of the uploaded video on this blog post. This new uploaded
format at Blogger was introduced in November 2013 by Google without
notice to anyone.
For information about this video please click here.
Monday, December 31, 2012
Sunday, December 23, 2012
Fred Fortune's Christmas Past
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The Saturn Outernet Bad Bartender Alert |
If you see this man on either Saturn or Pluto, please call 2-800-NAB-ABUM
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